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racist snowman

Posted on: January 12, 2019 at 12:15:19 CT
afleet MU
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it had been snowing all night. So ....

8:00 I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 So, I made a snow woman

8:17 My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere

8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead

8:22 The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts

8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white..

8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa

8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended

8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role

8:43 The council equalities officer arrived and threatened me with eviction

8:45 TV news crew from the chanel 7 shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist.

9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices... my children are taken by social services

9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded

Edited by afleet at 12:15:36 on 01/12/19
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racist snowman - afleet MU - 1/12 12:15:19
     Link?(nm) - El-ahrairah BAMA - 1/12 12:26:23
          What, you want to make sure it isn't faux news?(nm) - GA Tiger MU - 1/12 12:37:31
     There's one reason thats, uh, ok...funny as hell. - GA Tiger MU - 1/12 12:25:53

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